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Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudu, jimmy nu sona thalaya atudu athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum "vekka paduthu" Ennamo nadakuthu.
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while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? "vellaiyane Veleyeru".
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Oru kaakkkaa oru auntyoda Brava thoodittu poi marathu melaVachirudhu, Aunty: Brava keela podu. Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu deela poduradu illa mela podradu! .
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Son: Amma appavoda vaieru yen perusa irukku. MOM: Vaithulla kutti yaanai irukku. SON; Athanaa nethu kulikum pothu keela tumbbikai thonguchu!! MOM: ......~!!!
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English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven.
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while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? \"vellaiyane Veleyeru\".
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Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
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English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven
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Thondar 1 "Thalaivar en ethirkatchi thaan itharkku kaaranamnu choldraar" Thondar 2 "Avarukku kuzanthai piranthirukkunnu chonnEn"
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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah HirRahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.
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Boy to girl "Sit on my lap, will will use the first thing that pops up"
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Girl says: I am playing tabla; Man turns over and says I like girls playing flute.
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Good MARNING ENTHA NAALL ENEYANAALL OK
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Every members come-na missed call vidunga.
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Iniya iravil Jillendra Pani kaatril... Neengal urangum neram Enimayaana kanavugal malarattum.....Jillunu..Oru Goodnight.
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Success is not permanent...and failure is not final
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Who thinks he can.... They will win anything in D world... B positive...
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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is .........................'100'..... Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.
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Shontha Nargaliel mattume oruvan sugamaha utgaramudiyum.
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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
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7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
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The Three fastest means of communication: Tele-phone, Tele-vision, Tell-a-woman
smile: It iincreases ur face value. Love : It increasses ur heart value. Pleasure: It increases ur mind value. Friendship: it increases ur life value.
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Coffee-la podatha sugarum, "enna" paakatha figurum nalla irundhatha sarithiramey illa...
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Life's so short. so bread d rules, Forgive quickly, Believe slowly, Love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile....
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s_nrise ,Nat_re, B_tterfly, Pict_ure, B_sstand, M_sic all are waiting for "U"?
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LOLLU-2007: Enna than ladies padippl 1stta irunthalum avanga use panra Pen "Hero Pen than" Heroin Pen illai"
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Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain, and get ready for success.......
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Sugam, varumbthu adhai ne matum thazhuvikkol... Sogam vandhal matum solli anuppu...un sumaiyai thaanga tholkodudiren... My dear friend.
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A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles: than any other thing, Because..Life is 10% How U make it: And 90% is How U Take it.......
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Gold rate naluku naal increase aagikite iruku kavanamaa irunga yaravathu unga manasa thirudikkitu poira poranga yenna unga manasu " sokka Thangam".....
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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U.. But to help u realise your hidde potential. Let difficulties know that you are difficul T!!
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Sumara Love Panninal 35 mark! Supera Love Panninal 80 Mark! Sinera love panninal Tasmark!!!
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LOVE? L- last period of life. O- opening of sorrow. V-vacancy of death. E-emergency call from yamraj. so never fall in love.....!!!!
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Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms.
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Do U know the ful form of "mummy" m-ma. U-u live. M-many. m-more y-years.
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Adam & eval started it Romeo & Juliey introduced it Devdas & Paru suffered alot 4 it Laila & majnu died 4 it so, my dears Beware of it!! Feb 14 is ahead.
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Art of friendship is like a musical instrument. 1st you must learn to play by rules and then forget the rules and play by heart.
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D very hest medicine dat nature has given 2 d human 2 refresh d body nd mind is SLEEP... so take d is medicine regularly at d right time.
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3 GOLDEN RULES: ; "Who helping U" don't forget them. "Who loving U" don't hate them.... "Who hoping U don't cheat them".
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Pasi suvai ariyathu thooka ariyathu kamaim vedkaim aryathu by your sweety.
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31 states - 1618 languages, 6400 castes, 6 Religion, 6 ethnic grous, 29 Major festivals, 1 country! Be Proud to be an INDIAN .........
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Input seed Output Fruit, Input Love Output Pain, Input Hardwork Output Success, Input ATM Card, Output Friendship Output "You........
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"nEw" day, "nEw" aim, "nEw" hope, 'nEw" plan, "nEw" effort, "nEw" success, "new" feeling, Have a successful day....
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Every girl wants one guy 2 meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls 2 meet his one need.
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What difference Between: 1. "girlfriend. 2. Lover. 3. Wife. 4. Stephaney. ......................................................simple. prepaid. 2. postpaid. 3. Lifetime. 4. Coin Box....
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Hard work is like steps.. Luck is like a lift.. Lift may fail sometimes... but, steps will always get you to the top.
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Luck is not in your hands. But, work is your hands.. Your work can make luck. But, Luck can't make your work....
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May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas
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Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
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Thamizhar ThuNaalil Ponguga Pongal! Pongaludan chernthu Thamizhum, Thamiz Unarvum, Magizhchi, Mangalam, Anbu, Arul, Inbam, Inimai, Nanmaigal Ellaam Engum pongi peruguga! Anbaaba Pongal Nal vaazhththukkaL
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School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life: Kalyanam varai, \"But\" Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai.......
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