Send Me SMS Messages

Without ur SMS days are like-

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

A raindrop may luk 2 smal

A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing

My cell phone loves it when u sms:

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

Doctors prescription 4 u...

A cute little smile 4 breakfast,

More laughs 4 lunch,

And lots of happiness 4 dinner...

Doctor's fees?

A SMS whenever u r free....

Heart can Skip beat for a while.

Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Relationship is like a Garden.

Relationship is like a Garden. It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...

Money says EARN me lot

Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...

GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS

GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!

B4 u speak - listen,

B4 u write - think,

B4 u spend - earn,

B4 u criticise - wait,

B4 u pray - forgive,

B4 u quit - try,

B4 u msg others - msg me

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai, (In Urdu)

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, (In Urdu)

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte, (In Urdu)

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge(In Urdu)

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo (In Hindi)

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life (In Urdu)

my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.(In Urdu)

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.

SMS me in 1 min Nahi to...(In Urdu)

SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.

1st price:good friendship

2nd price:lot of love

3rd price:life long sms.

for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,(In Urdu)

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,

chehray pe khoob Smile hai,

Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,

phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,

Ye kon sa STYle hai

*sms Receiving law and order*

=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.

1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.

2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms.

abe oye khajoor, circus ke

abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi.

Kuch tey perday daari rakh,

Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.

Without ur SMS days

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!By altaf

S - Sexually

M - Motile

S - Stage

so keep messaging me when you at puberty.

Lovers send SMS when

Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.

so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover

Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper

Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha Sagheer

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,

Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,

Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,

Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya (In Urdu)

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi,(In Urdu)

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.

Jaha raha hai mera SMS,(In Urdu)

Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...

MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya,(In Urdu)

MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, (In Urdu)

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,

magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,(In Urdu)

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,

Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,

yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,

Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!

Aey Mere SMS(In Urdu)

Aey Mere SMS

Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to

Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA'

Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo!

Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?(In Urdu)

Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?

Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai...!

Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!

"MoBile "k bill se darte hai...!

To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,(In Urdu)

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho...

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de (In Urdu)

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de

Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de

Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa

Kam sy kam aik miscall he mar de

sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera(In Urdu)

sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera

ab apne cell ko dafna dena,

agar kafan na mile to,

apna rumaal uraah dena,

agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka

to apni kanjusi bata dena!!!

our friendship is expiring,

our friendship is expiring,our love is expiring,if u want to continue our love and friendship then send me a cool sms.

Sitam dhane ki ek had(In Urdu)

Sitam dhane ki ek had hoti hai,ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar do jalim........paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai

Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO

MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO

Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO

Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO

par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha

......mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO!!

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,(In Urdu)

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho....

Allah ke naam pe,(In Urdu)

Allah ke naam pe,

maula ke naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,

Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,(In Urdu)

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,

itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,(In Urdu)

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,

so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Ai, HUDA, Jo log mujhe sms(In Urdu)

Ai, HUDA, Jo log mujhe sms nahi karte unka mob. kho jaye!

Kya kar rahe ho?(In Urdu)

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,

sms kyo padh rahe ho??

kali se phul banane me kitna(In Urdu)

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,

lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai

mobile hai to kar do na sms

karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Kya leke aye they,(In Urdu)

Kya leke aye they,

Kya lekar jaoge,

Mujhe SMS na karke,

Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....(In Urdu)

Kanjus eke Kanjush....

Kanjus dune Makkhichus...

Makkhichus

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi (In Urdu)

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..(In Urdu)

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..!

Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,(In Urdu)

Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,

Balance ka bhi nahi Tension,

Phir kiyo nahi karte Sms ya Phone..

'Award Wining' Kanjus Tu..Without Competition!!

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai(In Urdu)

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!

Ur validity of being my friend

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka(In URDU)

Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye

Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor

Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do

SMOKE EVERYDAY

S-SEND

M-ME

O-ONE

K-KOOL SMS

E-EVERYDAY

so be cool and smoke everyday!

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.

sham se aankh may nami c

sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)

Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,w

Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey

EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEN

EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,

EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,

EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,

EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.

My cell phone loves it when

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

Yaad tumhari na aaye ais

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Ek din jab hum duniya se

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge..

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....

Without U'r sms&calls days are

Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!

I am in hospital now. After

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Government imposing new taxes

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR

congratulations!!!!! you are

congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"

dakh kia rahe ho (In Hindi)

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dakh kia rahe ho

chavanyan hain...

utha lo

sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..

begana kaho ya dewana..

suno is dil ka afsana..

ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..

In Urdu

uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia

In Urdu

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.

in urdu

Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.. adil(not doing love)

In Hindi

Chandi ke diwaar na todi

Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya

Kuch paiso ki liyeh

ZaaLeem!!

Tumne sms karna Chodiyah AbhIjeet sirigiri