Flirt SMS Messages

Nobody is like you

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Rules of Life:

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...

I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at you

i..i...

i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Government of USA has introduced

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play

Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp

.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

For me, you've always been

..........a headache!

U r a nice person...

but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...

1st. pray to God so that u can live....

2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D

In heaven together we were in

In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By JBM

Rose(In Urdu)

Rose

Lotus

Tulip

Orchid

Sunflower

Jasmin

Lilly

All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,

Kyun K

Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed

Repeat these lines at least(In Urdu)

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"By Javed

A friend is like a pillow u

A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By fathee

A baby monkey asked his mother

A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !By Yatin

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.

High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.By Amina

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous By Naveed

if sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.By Meeni

R u mad?

Y r u reading me?

There is nothing in me.

Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.

I think u will never stop reading me.

Read me now.

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi

I have won a holiday trip

I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.

What wiil you be doing on the weekend?

I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia

IN case of fire read this message.

IN case of fire read this message...................

..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

When I was born Devil

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,

so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif

u r a donkey

d 4 decent

o 4 outclass

n 4 nice

k 4 kind

e 4 excelent

y 4 young By Shibz

Suno kahana hoo ........

Suno kahana hoo .....................

Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................

3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........

Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........

Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair

woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat

woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai

KYA!

kitna ganda sochte ho.........

I am talking about AFRICA

sudhar jao!!By Sonia

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak

Those Sparkling Eyes

That Amazing Face

A 100watt smile

The Enthu Stride

The Cheerful Talk

Charming stud

I'm still The same

hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak

Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;

Husan walay kharab hoon gay;

Bewafa shumar hoon gay;

Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif

if i need "Brain Transplantation

if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...

dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL

If u Punch me,I dont mind

If u Hurt me,I dont mind

If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind

If u Insult me,I dont mind

Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar

Hum dua karte hain Khuda (In Urdu)

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE U

I LOVE Uttappa

more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan

Musharraf sahab ko india (In Urdu)

Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri

Let the most beautiful do

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety

i belive u so much. i t

i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady

sirf tumhare liye chand (In Urdu)

sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

Reply me soon

urs lovingly,

"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever

just go to hell

yes you

u only !

because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj

teri sula ke lu?

ya bitha ke lu?

ya tujhe karu khada

ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?

ab tu hi bata

ki mein teri...

photo kaise lu. Rajesh

I want to kill the

SWEETEST,

SMARTEST,

CHARMING,

ATTRACTIVE &

GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,

but then I thought my friend ....

SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)

Warning, cell phone causes radiation.

Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.

If u want SUCCESS in life;

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih

ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,

just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard

2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

we've known....each other for....quite a while

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....

than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre

par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Last night some Monkeys came running

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble

good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,

Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

u r many kolometres

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran

Do u know how to entertain

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples

* PRESS DOWN *

* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz

you are very smrta smatr sr

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem

Do u know that ur smile takes

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...

Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...

EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem

Let me kiss ur lips, let

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem

Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)

Ek bar karo na plz..

kisi ko pata nahi chalega..

plz karo naaa........

muje acha lage ga...

ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri

kar do na plzz...

ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem

us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)

us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d By Zubi

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...

C - Causing

U - Un-necessary

T - Trouble

E - Everywhere

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi!

A *smile* is a sign of joy,

A *hug* is a sign of love,

A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,

A *Friend* like me is a sign of

"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

This is not fair!

How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?

ANIMAL PLANET!

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...

Khushbu teri sath laya...

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...

Ke Lagta hai ki...

Aaj bhi TU...

Nahin

'NAHAYA'.....

Hello DEAR

Where R U

Now...?

No Visits...,

No Calls....,

No SMS from Wik,

No Missed calls,

I M So worried...

---------

Are U n JAIL again?

Pls r e p l y!

Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,

Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,

Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....

Teri lambi umar ho,tu (In Urdu)

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJABy Rohan

Hi, I m standing by my window,

Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floorBy Naima

3 things i like about u (In urdu)

3 things i like about u.

1-------

2-----.------

3-----,------,-------

Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main By Sanum

app hamareee gali main aayaa

app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " allah k naam pe dede baba" By ghabhrai app

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...(In Urdu)

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN... By Sweety

i love u,i love u,i love u,

i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.By Shaon

teray liye chand taray tor doon(In Urdu)

teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.